Well ladies n Gents wot can I say except holy goodness gracious me wot a rash weekend we had.

Thursday night we got the camper ready to rock n roll drink was well stocked up. Friday morning came and myself, tiny n james meat up with Samuel at his house n headed for Ballynure where we meat Johnty n Errol in V-Tec prelude and Beef n D in the blue Audi Turbo. We then headed for Larne where we meat up with the mad Monaghan men (James, Sean n Phillip). Then after a while of fannyin about we were settin sail for sunny cairnryan. 7:30 on the button we arrived there in about 9:15. Off the boat n through customs (The dogs should b sacked) n onto the A75. I had planned to b the sensible one n stay off the drink until we got there, but as usual in true shagan style I got ten feet off the boat n had the magners box ripped open n on the piss. We headed for Carlisle to lift Davey Simpson who looked like a we loner sittin at a bus stop with a carry out n burger in hand. I had been sleeping in the back n woke up n thought we were at Donny so was a bit annoyed when we were still in Scotland.

Anyways we trooped on down the road n met up with the other 3 cars at a we shell station n had sandwich n some munchies as we were in no rush. Then back on the road again. Stopped somewhere else on down the road for diesel on the M6 n a piss n porn stop lol. Course I had to jump through a hedge to get my shoe that tiny through away and as bloody usual I didn’t look to c wot the hedge was n came out with massive thorns stuck in my feet.

Think we hit Castle Donington about four or so, me a bit worse for wear n half my buckie gone already. Stopped in a pub for a pint n some food for breakfast for the bar b q.

Onto the camp site it was then. Set up camp n the drink started flowin, lots of it actually. Me Johnty Errol n Davey s decided we would walk round the camp site n introduce ourselves to every single person we cam across, im surprised we didn’t get shot that night. After hurling abuse at everyone who came through the gates we hit the sack about half eleven extremely drunk n tired from the early start.

Sat morning came around n we managed to roll out of bed about 9.30 n decided to have breakfast bar b q style. ME cooking of course while johnty n earl went to the offies down the road for more drink. After everyone ate half cooked food we took a walk round the show. Personally I thought there was a lot of crap lookin cars but a few nice ones n I mean a few. Maybe count them on one hand. Then we bailed back to the camp for more drink n more abuse. Can’t remember wot we done for dinner that night. But we drank onto about 12 again n then hit the sack. Sunday I stayed sober as we were heading up the road that night. We all took a we wander round the show again and when I seen the cars sober some looked even worse. We all watched the European D1 round that was goin on and showed a lot of support for our local man Mark Lunney who I have to admit can bloody steer but he made a couple of mistakes n ended up 5th but some very good drifting on display.

Well we headed for Solway about 4pm on Sunday n got up there about nine I think. Quick shower n headed straight for the bar. The session went on until about 4:30 for the most of us n some stayed up till about 7am. We then got up about 10 I think n got showered n went for breakfast, took a walk around the site n headed up the road about 3:30pm for the boat at eight and back to normality.

That’s pretty much it ppl. Sorry about the timings etc I was really quite drunk n can’t remember details like that but u get the idea it was nuts lol.

All I can say is……ROLL ON DONNY 2008 TO BE BIGGER N BETTER FOR S44GAN.COM.

Jonny